Thursday, March 22, 2007
Why Polite People Don't Invite My Friends and Me to Parties
"Do you think Rogaine works everywhere?"

"What do you mean 'everywhere?' Like, in Nebraska?"

"No, bitch. All over the body. You know, like on ball hair."

"Uh, I don't know."

"If it doesn't, I'm going to invent a drug that does. And I'm going to call it Scrogaine."


2 Comments:

Blogger Ginger said...

Thank you. That made my day. Looks like I'm not the only sick freak with that kind of demented sense of humor. hee!!!

Blogger Kristina said...

If you're looking for a sick freak with a demented sense of humor, you're in the right place, lady.

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