It's Time To Cut That Hair, Lady

Me: Did you hear they found that fool who hijacked Crystal Gayle's tour bus? Apparently he was kicking around Daytona trying to meet that Tony Stewart NASCAR guy, whoever he is.

Co-worker: Yes! I heard all about that story on the news. It's freaking unbelievable!

Me: I KNOW!!! Who the hell knew Crystal Gayle still went on tour?