Feeling a soft "plop" on your chest, opening your eyes to see a dead mouse which has been carefully placed on you by your industrious cat, frantically scrambling to brush the rodent off while jumping out of bed, getting your foot caught in the sheet, tumbling out of the bed and landing face-first on the floor is a helluva way to start the day.
Damn.
Damn.
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Well... your cat obviously loves and thinks VERY highly of you.
Ugh... I remember one time that I had stretched out my legs and was just about to put my feet and legs down on the other end of the couch when I noted a dead rodent there just in time (obviously well placed so that I would see it). I didn't even touch it physically and I was still all ewwwwww.
Lynnster,
I try to keep that in mind. It is nice to know that the reason I'm presented with dead vermin is that, somewhere in that little cat head, it is considered a great compliment. But I can't help wishing that she liked to hunt something much more appealing to me. Like cash, or maybe some really cute shoes.
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