I celebrated a birthday last week, and as a result I received a number of gifts that kicked total ass. Mother Sparkles gave me some lovely things, and The Mister totally outdid himself, providing with me with assorted dandies that brought me much joy, including a rocking knife that was so sharp I almost needed stitches after my knuckle came in contact with the blade when getting it out of the package it came in. The bleeding stopped about an hour ago.
E and her husband sent me a card that made me spew grape soda out of my nose, and I was reminded yet again why I love those fools despite the fact they drive a minivan:
Some other friends of mine got me some coasters. They found them in a shop somewhere on the Atlantic Coast when they were on vacation, and I am far too old to remember where exactly it was that they went last summer, so that's as specific as I can be.
At any rate, as soon as they saw this some sparks erupted over their heads and they bought them for me because "they screamed Kristina like nothing ever has before."
E and her husband sent me a card that made me spew grape soda out of my nose, and I was reminded yet again why I love those fools despite the fact they drive a minivan:
Some other friends of mine got me some coasters. They found them in a shop somewhere on the Atlantic Coast when they were on vacation, and I am far too old to remember where exactly it was that they went last summer, so that's as specific as I can be.At any rate, as soon as they saw this some sparks erupted over their heads and they bought them for me because "they screamed Kristina like nothing ever has before."
Click to enlargeI've never been so proud. My work here is done, people.
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