Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Doing My Part To Ruin Civilization
I discovered a website that is listing the 10,000 reasons why civilization is doomed. The list has kind of devolved into a free-for-all for dumbasses who have too much time on their hands, but if you look you can still find a smattering of intelligence and/or humor. And then, in a category all its own, there's reason #62: www.ratemypoo.com. I saw that and laughed. I thought it was a joke, and god help me, it almost sounded cute, probably because I find the word "poo" hysterical on a level I cannot understand, much less explain. Anyway, I was certain it was a prank, because surely no website could be about that. Obviously I am a gullible fool who has not accepted the depths of sick to which people will sink, so I clicked on the link.

I'm here to tell you, it's exactly what it says it is.

There's a lot that's wrong in the world. Osama bin Laden is a gigantic horny terrorist asshole who is still traipsing around Afghanistan trying to figure out how to abduct Whitney Houston (and I have to say that there's a tiny part of me that hopes he manages to do it so that he is forced to live out the rest of his days listening to her warble about how the children are our future), innocent people are murdered, children are abused, helpless animals are mistreated... the list goes on. Those things are terrible and I don't mean to trivialize them, but is there anything more indicative of the degeneration of our society than the fact that people are out there posting pictures on the internet of their bumnuts and people like me are stupid enough to look at them?


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