My Holiday Gift To You

Anyone who reads this website with any degree of regularity can tell you about my bizarre, completely unwarranted fascination with Sandra Lee.  Over two years ago I wrote about how she should be punched in the face because of her horrifying Kwaanza celebration cake, which has been referred to by others as an "edible hate crime."  There's no way my words can do justice to that repugnant piece of crap, so I've decided to provide you with the visual.  I just watched it and when it got to the part where she was sticking the candles in the cake I laughed so hard I choked on my apple juice.  That bitch is out of her gourd.