Monday, August 20, 2007
Mexican Prison Life
Ron Mexico is headed to prison.

If I were a better person I would only hope that he'd gain enlightenment and learn the error of his ways, never to commit such despicable crimes again. But I am not a better person, because I'm too busy hoping he's assigned a sociopathic cellmate named Big Daddy with a penchant for brutal anal sex.

Anyway, the Pentagon has gotten back to me: Mr. Mexico is the biggest douche in all the land. And I'm pretty sure that's why God gave him The Clap.


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