Recently The Mister and I attended a concert. A couple close friends of ours were going to the same show, so we met up beforehand at a nearby pub.
Me: Finally! I made it, bitches!
The Mister: Hello! Would you like a drink?
Me: Uh, have you forgotten who you're talking to?
TM: Yeah, that was a stupid question. I'm going to order some food too. What do you want to eat?
Me: Eh, nothing for me. A tasty adult beverage will be enough.
TM: Really? I know you were in a meeting all afternoon. I figured you'd be hungry.
Me: [speaking loudly due to the noise] Yes, I was in a meeting, but after a while someone got hungry and made some popcorn. So I spent the next hour cramming as much popcorn into my mouth as it would take. My mouth was stuffed full of popcorn most of the afternoon.
TM: [speaking to friend sitting next to him] What did she say? I couldn't hear her.
Friend: She spent the afternoon with some dude named Popcorn.
Me: Finally! I made it, bitches!
The Mister: Hello! Would you like a drink?
Me: Uh, have you forgotten who you're talking to?
TM: Yeah, that was a stupid question. I'm going to order some food too. What do you want to eat?
Me: Eh, nothing for me. A tasty adult beverage will be enough.
TM: Really? I know you were in a meeting all afternoon. I figured you'd be hungry.
Me: [speaking loudly due to the noise] Yes, I was in a meeting, but after a while someone got hungry and made some popcorn. So I spent the next hour cramming as much popcorn into my mouth as it would take. My mouth was stuffed full of popcorn most of the afternoon.
TM: [speaking to friend sitting next to him] What did she say? I couldn't hear her.
Friend: She spent the afternoon with some dude named Popcorn.
1 Comments:
Hilarious. ;)
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