A conversation that took place earlier today at my office:
The Man: [poking his head inside my office] Hey, I've got a weird question: Is there any capitalization in "E coli?"
Me: Yeah, the "E" is capitalized, the "coli" is not.
The Man: For real? I don't even want to know how you know that.
Me: E. coli was my mystery bacteria in Microbiology! And it's Escherichia coli if you're nasty.
The Man: Uh... should I ask?
Me: Probably not. I'm a biology geek and I really doubt you want to hear about it.
The Man: I have no doubt you're right. But what in the hell is a mystery bacteria? Does it come wrapped in a little package with a question mark on it?
Me: Yes it does! It's kind of like a jack-in-the-box. You open the lid and hope to Christ that your mystery substance isn't anthrax. [rolling eyes] God.
The Man: Well shit... I don't know. What the hell is a mystery bacteria?
Me: You're given a test tube. You run tests until you figure out what you've been given.
The Man: Did you freak out when you found out you had E coli?
Me: Hell no! I got lucky! There were some people who had Mycobacterium smegmatis.
The Man: Huh?
Me: Smegmatis. SMEGMA-tis. Think about it.
The Man: Uh, um... OH MY GOD.
Me: Yeah, tell me about it. I was happy to have the lower-intestinal bacteria once I considered the alternative.
The Man: I think I'm going to be sick.
Me: Yeah. You know you've been hosed when people who get the bacteria known as "gut flora" are happy about it. Biology... she is a cruel mistress, my friend.
The Man: I think I've got to go to the bathroom.
Me: Ok! Hey! Glad I could help!
The Man: [poking his head inside my office] Hey, I've got a weird question: Is there any capitalization in "E coli?"
Me: Yeah, the "E" is capitalized, the "coli" is not.
The Man: For real? I don't even want to know how you know that.
Me: E. coli was my mystery bacteria in Microbiology! And it's Escherichia coli if you're nasty.
The Man: Uh... should I ask?
Me: Probably not. I'm a biology geek and I really doubt you want to hear about it.
The Man: I have no doubt you're right. But what in the hell is a mystery bacteria? Does it come wrapped in a little package with a question mark on it?
Me: Yes it does! It's kind of like a jack-in-the-box. You open the lid and hope to Christ that your mystery substance isn't anthrax. [rolling eyes] God.
The Man: Well shit... I don't know. What the hell is a mystery bacteria?
Me: You're given a test tube. You run tests until you figure out what you've been given.
The Man: Did you freak out when you found out you had E coli?
Me: Hell no! I got lucky! There were some people who had Mycobacterium smegmatis.
The Man: Huh?
Me: Smegmatis. SMEGMA-tis. Think about it.
The Man: Uh, um... OH MY GOD.
Me: Yeah, tell me about it. I was happy to have the lower-intestinal bacteria once I considered the alternative.
The Man: I think I'm going to be sick.
Me: Yeah. You know you've been hosed when people who get the bacteria known as "gut flora" are happy about it. Biology... she is a cruel mistress, my friend.
The Man: I think I've got to go to the bathroom.
Me: Ok! Hey! Glad I could help!
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You crack me the hell up!
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