Don't ask me why or how, but for some reason I found myself goofing around on YouTube tonight, and oh my gosh you guys look what I found!
It's the Budweiser commercial that I remember from when I was a little kid! I watched it over and over, sang along way too loudly, and spent a great deal of time considering what I'd do if I had my own personal Clydesdale.
I think I'd brush him or her every day, and braid the hoof hair at least once a week. I know horses aren't used to their furry anklewarmers being braided, but I don't want all that long fur dragging through fields of poo. The braids wouldn't last long, what with all the stomping through the meadows and stuff, so at some point I might have to consider a weave. A big goofy animal who didn't know any better rocking a cheap hair weave? Fantastic! My horse would be like the Britney Spears of the animal kingdom. Except it would be smarter. Yeah, I went there. But I defy you to formulate a compelling argument against it.
Oh! And also, if it were a girl horse, there would be lots of pretty ribbons. Because what would be cooler than a horse who could totally kick your ass eight ways to Sunday wearing big fancy foofy bows? Nothing, that's what!
And it is right about now that I realize I've probably had too much to drink and should probably go to bed.
It's the Budweiser commercial that I remember from when I was a little kid! I watched it over and over, sang along way too loudly, and spent a great deal of time considering what I'd do if I had my own personal Clydesdale.
I think I'd brush him or her every day, and braid the hoof hair at least once a week. I know horses aren't used to their furry anklewarmers being braided, but I don't want all that long fur dragging through fields of poo. The braids wouldn't last long, what with all the stomping through the meadows and stuff, so at some point I might have to consider a weave. A big goofy animal who didn't know any better rocking a cheap hair weave? Fantastic! My horse would be like the Britney Spears of the animal kingdom. Except it would be smarter. Yeah, I went there. But I defy you to formulate a compelling argument against it.
Oh! And also, if it were a girl horse, there would be lots of pretty ribbons. Because what would be cooler than a horse who could totally kick your ass eight ways to Sunday wearing big fancy foofy bows? Nothing, that's what!
And it is right about now that I realize I've probably had too much to drink and should probably go to bed.
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