"Oh, hi baby! I didn't hear you come in. How was your day?"
"No, I haven't been naked all day. Of course the puppies are fine! Baron von Wrinklebumps loves to snuggle, and Sue just kind of lays around, but she's lovable in her own way."
"Why are you looking at me like that? No baby, I'm not drunk again. Why so suspicious? You act like it's unusual for a grown man to lay around naked with dogs. What? Did I learn how to do what in Germany? What do you mean 'Can the dogs still walk right?'"
"Hey baby, howzabout heating up a turkey pot pie for Daddy?!?"
"Why are you throwing shit at my head, baby? Damn."
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